8 - 0. Details to follow... If nothing else please appreciate the classic red-top attention grabbing reporting style whilst you wait.
We lost and I blame Martin - of course. I don't know what he was on but he was giving us some serious lip through out the game. Constantly having a go at us for not getting back to help the defense and when we got there banging on about not getting forward to help with the attack. Interestingly on more than a couple of occasions I noticed that while he was screaming at us to get forward I was 10 yards ahead of him. I reckon he must have downed a huge bowl of aggro flakes for breakfast. On reflection I came up with a couple of other theories as to why the normally mild mannered, albeit slightly lippy, bloke would suddenly explode into a raging beast of aggression: 1. Roid rage. I'm not saying he's on the juice and I really do not want to get too close to look for other signs of steroid abuse. 2. Lack of Saturday night action. On top of that he took off early from the game to catch a plane but I reckon he was making like a rat leaving the sinking ship. Of course we would not ...
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We won last week, although I wasn't there and James was playing for the opposition, so we might have to see what FIFA has to say about whether that counts.
I can confirm the 8-0 part tho', having spoken to the opposition last week: James and I played for them as ringers and scored all their goals in a 5-4 win. Their first of the season I believe. There was no talk of a footballing titan in white boots from the week before, tho' I am sure they have blocked the memory.