8 - 0. Details to follow... If nothing else please appreciate the classic red-top attention grabbing reporting style whilst you wait.
In brief: The opposition take a goal kick and I'm standing near the halfway line as the ball comes towards me. In a rare moment of thinking of doing something and it actually working I head the ball sideways to Martin. Normally heading the ball leaves me in a state of borderline concussion because I pretty rubbish at it, however this time I'm still standing and clear headed and I marvel as the move unfolded. Martin does some flash stuff with his feet, like putting one foot in front of the other, and moves forward with the ball before pinging a pass out to Pawel who is on the right wing. Pawel advances down the wing and sends in a cross to Ronaldo who has taken up a position outside the six yard area about level with the left hand post and hanging off the back of the defenders. The ball sails over the defenders and finds Ronaldo perfectly but the defenders react and attempt to close him down. Not wasting time to trap the ball Ronaldo executes a low scything scissor kick, wit...
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We won last week, although I wasn't there and James was playing for the opposition, so we might have to see what FIFA has to say about whether that counts.
I can confirm the 8-0 part tho', having spoken to the opposition last week: James and I played for them as ringers and scored all their goals in a 5-4 win. Their first of the season I believe. There was no talk of a footballing titan in white boots from the week before, tho' I am sure they have blocked the memory.