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Take 1 old lady, her dogs and a surly footballer...

I mean who in their right mind has the cheek to exercise their dogs in a dog park. Add to that the bare face arrogance of screaming hysterically at the aforementioned footballer when all he was doing was innocently retrieving (see what I did there - stayed with the dog theme quite nicely) a ball that flew into said exercise yard.

Ok maybe closing the gate wasn't the first thing on his mind esp. with 21 other blokes plus subs watching and waiting to get on with the game. But COME ON LADY, GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK! Something like might have been the response but hey this is all second hand knowledge to me so the details might not be too accurate. We are open for any other suggestions that would be either more appropriate or an educated guess as to what was actually said.

Bottom line: if you take 1 old lady, her dogs and a surly footballer and put this lethal combination in any kind of close proximity in the time space continuum I guess you're just asking for trouble.

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lucian said…
I don't see why you need a fenced dog park for pacified little poodles that wouldn't leave the side of thier screeching owner if a bomb went off.

- mr surly
8/22/2006 12:49 PM
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