A game riddled with passes down the middle and chances going a begging. I stand guilty as charged for missing at least two bankers.
One particular time he picked me out whilst I was making a diagonal run, sweeping past two defenders. The pass however smacked my ankles and his reasoning was that I ran too fast. Naturally the pass was perfect but it's still the first time, probably in all footy history, that a team mate has been accused of being too fast.
He bellowed through most of the game like a rutting walrus. Afterwards I mentioned that I was playing up front so I didn't think I needed to charge back like a midfielder, every time they attacked. 'Oh' he says I thought you were playing central mid 'You should have told me'. 'What and deny you the opportunity to yell at someone'.
The womens game on the next field distracted him during a throw in. "Too much junk in the trunk" he says, "But I wanted to get close enough to make sure".
Lost 1 - 0 but an excellent game. Ronaldo, Pawel and Carlos should be back for next weeks game. We'll cruise it with our blend of South American flair, Kiwi speed and Scottish hoofing.
One particular time he picked me out whilst I was making a diagonal run, sweeping past two defenders. The pass however smacked my ankles and his reasoning was that I ran too fast. Naturally the pass was perfect but it's still the first time, probably in all footy history, that a team mate has been accused of being too fast.
He bellowed through most of the game like a rutting walrus. Afterwards I mentioned that I was playing up front so I didn't think I needed to charge back like a midfielder, every time they attacked. 'Oh' he says I thought you were playing central mid 'You should have told me'. 'What and deny you the opportunity to yell at someone'.
The womens game on the next field distracted him during a throw in. "Too much junk in the trunk" he says, "But I wanted to get close enough to make sure".
Lost 1 - 0 but an excellent game. Ronaldo, Pawel and Carlos should be back for next weeks game. We'll cruise it with our blend of South American flair, Kiwi speed and Scottish hoofing.
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I had to fill in for you with the kiwi speed AND the scottish hoofing. I failed rather miserably with both, only managing some English loitering.
Our team is dreadful, we're 0-3.